I know about inflation and everything, but nothing at Taco Bell should cost more than $6. At over $8, you’re approaching local taqueria giant burrito pricing. 

It looks like the story really is never ending! Lionel Hutz is going to lose this case again! 

And with the way EVs are currently depreciating, you should be able to buy it pretty cheaply at the end of the lease. 

Their two footlong subs for $7 on Sundays got me through college. Other than that, I really don’t have too many fond memories of them. 

Popeye’s real secret was that the spinach had steroids in it so not only did it make him stronger, but it also gave him roid rage.

Soon! I believe that the original version of Popeye goes into public domain next year.

And the Brady Bunch!

Probably not. The only reason why Gen Xers and older generations know about Popeye was they syndicated those black and white cartoons a ton and kids watched what was on. Other than a little seen web series from seven years ago, the last Popeye cartoon was from the late 80’s and an animated movie from 20 years ago.

Body blow! Body blow!

He does appear in other High Republic media so it’s not out of the question. 

I can’t wait to see River Song and the Weeping Angels again! 

Exactly. If aliens had the technology to travel millions or billions of light years, they would have the technology to destroy us in seconds. 

I suppose if you’re going to remake Faces of Death, this is probably the best way to do it. It would be great if it touched on the mental toll that content moderators face reviewing the awful shit they see day to day. 

Yup, they probably should just close all their locations and be done with it. I’m not sure how much the brand is worth anymore. The time to sell would have been 3-4 years ago when they still had 100's of locations left. With so few stores left, a big expansion would require too much money from the new owners to…

When are we getting the gritty reboot of One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish?

Please stop giving these people attention.

Madame Web made $400K in what will be its final weekend in theaters. It will finish under $45M domestically when it leaves theaters on Thursday. If you want to see this train wreck in the theaters, you only have a few days left and you’ll probably be the only person in the theater. 

How soon does one of these sovereign citizen traffic stops result in a shoot out with police? I’m thinking within the next six months. 

April 30th.

I’m guessing the real reason will come out eventually. It usually does.