This is going to bomb hard. Hollywood has tried to make The Crow a franchise when it should have only been a single movie.

It looks decent however I don’t think it’s worth the money since you can usually buy the original for a few bucks and there’s a lot of mods you can install.

Yup, there was another Maltese Falcon released exactly 10 years before the 1941 Humphry Bogart classic. 

I think Zombie’s version died in the late 90's and it wasn’t a reboot, but a another story set in a dystopian future. This reboot has been in development since 2008!

Yes, those coordinates would place it in Colville National Forest. The closest town to it would be Metaline Falls.

I wonder how far along a prototype was. I doubt that they had anything resembling a production car. 

Orphan Black: Echoes not airing until June seems like a mistake. It aired in Australia in November so any die hard fans have already seen it and the summer is usually a bad time to launch a new show because people are doing other things. 

If you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’!

Forget the Sandworm popcorn bucket! What we need is a Sandworm Stadium Pal! 

A diesel Jag with 162k miles? I couldn’t hit No Dice fast enough

I wonder if a lot of problems in the third act were due to Brandon’s death. They obviously couldn’t do reshoots and they had just enough footage to finish the movie as it was. 

That and the soundtrack make up around 70% of the original film’s appeal. 

I have a feeling that The Crow remake is going to be really bad. 

Even though Dakota Johnson won’t be in it, we will have her do press for it anyway. 

You are getting hosed on electricity prices. In Illinois, it’s around 7 cents per kWh.

I feel like we’re going to get Rifftrax and How Did This Get Made episodes from Madame Web in the next month or two. That’s all this movie is going to be good for. 

The most unbelievable part of this is that 20 year olds still think of Jaguars as a status symbol. 

I’m still waiting on pricing for the Buzz. I would be interested at $45k, not $60k.

I bet all these autonomous drivers cheat like they do in Mario Kart! 

It might be worth $200 if it can be hacked and loaded with emulators for systems 20 years and older.