Don’t worry Steve, your copy of 1001 Dad Jokes in the mail and your stay at the Re-Neducation center has been booked. 

My prediction is that every member of the Bad Batch dies except Omega. 

The joke in the travel industry is that most airlines are credit card companies that occasionally flies planes.

Other than the title, is there anything inherently romantic about this movie? Though Bob Marley did have a lot of kids in his short life. 

I think Black Cat’s biggest problem if she has her own movie is that it’s hard to make her not look like a Catwoman rip-off. 

The Rock posted on his Twitter about Moana 2 so it’s safe to say that he will be back. Since the movie come out so soon, I’m guessing that it is mostly done so voice acting shouldn’t take too long. 

Yes, I have a feeling that Madame Web and One Love are going to be bombs. I checked my local theater and for Madame Web, there were no tickets sold for the 6 and 9 PM regular showings and four tickets sold for the 7 PM IMAX showings on Wednesday. For One Love, there were six tickets sold for the 7 PM show. Valentine’s…

Nope. It ended a while ago and is only available to buy and not stream anywhere. 

FS2 and TruTV are meh at best. FS2 has things like terrible Big East basketball and French Cup soccer. TruTV has the very occasional NHL overrun and usually the less compelling NCAA March Madness games.

I much prefer remakes where the original didn’t work as opposed to ones where the original did work. People can learn from what didn’t work and make something better. 

Not to give the AV Club any ideas on how to make more slideshows, but they could totally do a slideshow with actors too old to play high schoolers. First on the list would be Stockard Channing in Grease. 

Cole Sprouse’s character on the Suite Life on Deck graduated from high school on an episode from 13 years ago! He then played perpetual high school student Jughead Jones on Riverdale for another seven seasons. He should be on the playing  young professionals in rom-coms phase of his career by now before he starts…

The only winning move is not to play. 

So he’s no Zamfir, master of the pan flute?

So, is he a good flute player?

Yup, she could easily fly in chartered jets where nobody would know where she was or fly in a jet that’s owned by a shell company. 

For comparison, the extant flying bird with the largest wingspan is the snowy albatross at 3.66 m so this pterosaur has a wingspan over three times as long. The snowy albatross weighs around 25 pounds so this pterosaur would have weighed over 50 pounds which is huge for a flying animal. 

I watched a lot of these on HBO back in the day!

Here’s another pro-tip for you all:

Stomach cancer is a painful way to die.