In case you are reading this for the first time and wondering what happened to Aaron, he still writes a little and owns his own car upholstery company.

Damn! Will Smith slapped Chris Rock!

Are you guys excited for David and Jason’s new website?

Are you going to put solar panels on the new house?

It’s funny because 69 means simultaneous oral sex. 

Everything I’ve read about him suggests he was an utmost professional and kind. 

The big problem is that when he placed the order a year ago, nobody thought shithead dealers would do this so he didn’t even think to get a signed purchase agreement. Now I would get a notarized and signed purchase agreement clearly stating the price.

Little Deuce Coupe by The Beach Boys.

I really didn’t like White Hot American Summer when it first came out, but it did grow on me. I’m still it sure why they decided to make a parody of summer camp films of the 80’s. Speaking of summer camps, I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who went to camp for an entire summer as depicted in those movies. I know they…

It’s been done before.

Bring back the best Doritos flavor, salsa verde, you cowards!

He thought he had the Everglades edition.

I found them! Please send me my $1000.

I paid $4.25 for gas this weekend. Luckily, my car gets around 27 mpg so I don’t have to fill it up that often.

I get what you’re saying. To really be a VW Microbus, it really needs to be a cabover van. But due to safety regulations, we’ll probably never see another cabover van.

Does anyone know why BP stations usually have the most expensive gas?

What kind? Apple? Blueberry? Peach?

Willie Mays Hayes?

Obligatory:

Yesterday I learned that Melanie Lynskey is married to Jason Ritter. I had no idea.