That picture wants to make me dial Bensonhurst5-890!

She’s like one of those guys who peaked in high school, still wears their letterman jacket around the town they grew up in and constantly talk about the big game where they won district to anyone they meet.

They’re South African, but I’m not sure if those are common names there.

Ernest Borgnine has won that award for the past 8 years!

Literally 95% of airtime on basic cable is old movies and repeats. It’s a wasteland.

I missed that the Punky Brewster reboot was canceled. It was canceled in August. I meant to check it out, but I guess it doesn’t matter now.

Which would make Gi-Hun the stupidest character ever. He should know that he wouldn’t survive a second game. Though we saw him helping Kang’s little brother and Park’s mother, I would like to see him help Kang’s parents defect and the family of Abdul with the winnings from the first season. 

Yup these two plus the orange “popcorn topping” and a Whirly pop gets you movie theater popcorn at home for like 30 cents a serving. 

Say the Olive Garden’s tagline “When you’re here, you’re family” in Vin Diesel’s voice. It’s fun!

While recently car shopping with my wife, we were test driving a car with some unmarked auxiliary switches. When my wife asked what they were for, I said one was for the ejector seat and she believed me. That was pretty funny. 

I gasped when I saw the sludge in the oil pan.

You should be a good son and take it off their hands.

I need to get several sheets of plywood and drywall at 120 MPH!

That was based on a Who concert that happened in Cincinnati:

Was this one of his “grail” cars? If not, just move along. There’s probably a car out there you’ll want more.

The only time you should use your food processor for mashed potatoes is when you’re making aligot which requires the starch from the potatoes to really stick together.

It closed a while ago so that would be like beating a dead horse.

But they’re really making it this time! They swear! 

I wanted this as well, but I decided to order the hybrid Maverick instead. I figured the id Buzz will be around $50K so the hybrid Maverick will be half the cost roughly. 

Very rare in America, but a little more common in Europe.