The John Kelly joke goes even deeper as that was David Caruso’s character on NYPD Blue.

You should know your audience and started with limericks. 

Pac Jr. did star in his own video game.

Well, he did leave her on a small raft as seen in Link’s Awakening so he literally drifted away from her.

Didn’t the ending of Skyward Sword imply that Link and Zelda went down to Hyrule, fucked a lot and basically start the entire population of Hyrule? Also at the end of Zelda 2, there were two Zeldas (the one from the original game and sleeping Zelda) so which one did Link choose?

International trade law, amirite?

Their second choice, Aunt Karen, was deemed not a good fit for the brand. 

I asked this yesterday in a reply to someone’s comment, but I think it’s worth repeating. What is the most nostalgic Chrysler branded vehicle? It probably wouldn’t be from the 70’s or 80’s since very few people are nostalgic about K cars. It seems like for the past 50-60 years, they were making kinda luxury sedans and…

The only way this Maserati will go 185 is if it’s dropped from a plane at 30000 feet. No Dice.

I wonder what the most sought after and/or nostalgic Chrysler there is. It wouldn’t be anything from the 70's or 80's. Since their brand was almost exclusively near luxury sedans for their entire history, it’s hard to be nostalgic for them like muscle or sports cars. 

I was just thinking about Top Chef the other day. Always good to have it back. 

Hear me out, a remake of an 80's classic The Weeknd at Bernies!

I’ve always assumed that 50-75% of the people that subscribe to CBS All Access are subscribing just for Star Trek content.

Burgertime remake confirmed!

I want to learn more about the one on the lower right of the last picture. It could be the last thing I need for my “My Mother The Car” cosplay.

If you’re just picking up some smokes, just make sure to come back unlike my dad!

Last season had 19 episodes so I think they only cut three episodes which is the same amount of high school episodes they had at the beginning of this season. My guess is what we got is pretty similar to the original plan.  

If we only re-elected Donald Trump, he would have given us his healthcare plan...in about two weeks.