Where else can I cook a chicken? I thought national parks were for everyone! Biden is taking away my rights!

He really missed an opportunity to build a treasure chest toy chest that did this when you opened it:

Yup, mine too. It was pretty gross, but I like to think that they got a sense of accomplishment out of it.

Yup, it’s weird seeing offensive lineman lose 75-100 lbs a year after they retire.

But when are we getting that moon base?

Good speed Al!

Come on VW, bring the Buzz micorbus here! It’s the EV that people want including me. 

Yup, Doritos stopped making their best flavor, Salsa Verde, during the pandemic. Those bastards!

And the the Oscar for best picture goes to Sonic The Hedgehog!

Hey that Coyote could get up to 75 mph!

I drive a Ford Fusion so the list of the cars that could kick my car’s ass is quite long.

The Chopping Mall was an HBO staple in the mid 80’s.

Yup, I never heard about it until now either. I just looked on Peacock and it’s seven episodes around 25 minutes each and a 45 minute documentary too so it should be a quick binge watch. It’s kind of weird that he’s promoting it since it’s already three years old and probably little chance of another season.

The spirit of Tracy lives within you young one. I approve.

There’s nothing worth celebrating now.

I’m sorry, you’ve just been bamboozled!

It’s not that hard. All you have to do is spin the Wheel of Mayhem to go up the Ladder of Chance. You go past the Mud Hut, through the Rainbow Ring to get to the Golden Monkey, you yank his tail and boom - you’re in Paradise Pond!

I’m pretty sure the Touareg committed seppuku. It knew what it was doing to Gareth’s wallet and decided that it couldn’t do that to him any longer.

Your Uncle Juice is a good man!