Whereas the woman who wrote it probably has more than enough.... much more... so, so much....

Oh, I dunno. It would not surprise me in the slightest if this person had no idea what "Brazilian" means, except in the context of "scary brown illegals bringing measles from Mexico."

You know damn well she doesn't have any pubic hair.

Are there any complaints about Lenny Kravitz being criminally underused? "Fly Away" is better than anything Katy Perry or Missy Elliott song. #hottake

Come on, Barry, a Senator hasn't careened off the road since 1969.

"(which you should not board, because it will undoubtedly career off the road and burst into flames with impeccable comedic timing)."

Chance of winning one? Fuck you.

3 on 3 is gimmick hockey, but at least it's hockey. The shootout is garbage and should go away immediately.*

Bruins and Lightning just had two minutes of 3 on 3 the other night and it was some of the most entertaining hockey I've seen in a while. Marchand said there was so much open space, he didn't even know what to do. I love it and hope it passes.

They both exhibit a deep understanding of how to guard against a shoot-grab

While I don't think she should get millions, I do agree that UNC wasn't punished nearly enough. It'd be nice if the school got fined for millions, but the NCAA is a scumbag organization that hardly deserves another influx of cash. And suspending them just hurts the student athletes more.

So, we can now remove the word "alleged", and simply say that UNC retaliated against a whistle blower, who revealed academic fraud and gross institutional corruption, and thus UNC SUCKS GO [insert favorite team here]!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

How do people not just know this?

This. This is a good rule.

Yeah, it hurts how some things act like their 100% science, but they're not.

Ya fine, but isn’t this off-sides Kev?

Because I know it will be asked, here's part of section 83.1 of the NHL rule book:

There's a lot more to the powdered alcohol issue than it being tacky. We're dealing with it right now in the Colorado Legislature, and there are significant issues with it. Sure, one of them is "protect the kids"-style pearl clutching and faint couch-utilizing, but there's a lot more to it than that.

It's very nice that you found an environment in which you are happy, but I do wish people would stop deferring to evolution every single time. The people who write books and push the idea that humans "evolved" or "didn't evolve" to be monogamous or play football or drive a Toyota Cressida do so with very flimsy…

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