If a Supreme Court Justice can throw beer at folks and not get in trouble, so can the average Joe-Schmo.

I like enjoying that the only undefeated team right now are the Devils after their 6-0 win over the Caps last night.

They all have “What Would Putin Do?” bracelets on under their American Flag cuff links.

I mean, Kemp supports the illegal hunting and skinning of Yeti as well as the continued slavery of merfolk. I’m assuming these, of course, since he hasn’t directly addressed them to my satisfaction.

The back-alley abortions Sen Collins is dooming her constituents to will be more thorough than that godsdamned FBI investigation.

We’re about to sail into a shit typhoon DianaDoe2.0, so we’d better haul in the jib before it gets covered with shit.

If he doesn’t get confirmed, I bet BK will write a counter to Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary. An Angel’s Dictionary where he gives wholesome definitions to the dirtiest of slang terms. “A Cleveland Steamer is one of the many vintage steam-powered cruise ships departing on Lake Erie from the city of Cleveland, OH. On the…

Me? I like to get Whiteout Drunk, which is enjoying one St Pauly’s Girl and making revisions to my bible study notes.

His employers are Russians.

What do you mean? The people he represents are named Goldman Sachs, Blackstone, NorPAC, and Putin.

Lock her up!

If this weren’t true, SVU episodes would be about 80% shorter.

If Trump wanted to know he wouldn’t go to an infographic, he’d just ask his ex-wife.

50/50 and a few shakes of the hot sauce of your choice. Creamy, sweet, spicy, plus the salt of the fries. Hits every mark.

And NAMBLA.

I’ve already got a high def picture of a cheese curl, thank you very much.