So I just have to always put midori in my sprite and it’s healthy!

I guess my grilled asparagus is out of the lineup for dinner then. If I’m looking for unsatisfying and tasteless I guess we’ll be eating at the in-laws for a while.

Because it’s Samantha and not Samuel plays a big part for the conservative crowds.

He probably delivered it like it was CAPS, though. “You have this WACKY kid in a WACKY trench-coat. Now those WACKY libruls want some gun control? How WACKY is that, right?”

If Hannity stood in the way, I might cancel the one waterboarding he owes the public.

Isn’t an “informant” a Snitch? As in, someone who was already inside and leaked details out to the authorities? That seems to be very different than having someone infiltrate.

I would have sworn someone named Good Latte would be a Dem. Didn’t think that Repubs appreciated decent coffee.

Wages have risen? Why the hell did I take on a second job, then?

I’d love to work at a brewery, but I’ve known for a long time the benefits wouldn’t beat what I get in Hospital IS. I started picking up weekend hours (5-7/wk) in a local taproom as a barback. For $11.50/hr + percentage sales, it’s not for the money. It’s just getting on my feet and getting out that I enjoy. Plus,…

Seriously. Brownies are perfect, and any way you mess with them should be clearly labeled.

After he loses, they can use that bus to escort VIPs to the GOP Conventions.

Cried Baba Yaga Trump from the steps of his hut which is perched on chicken legs.

Fluery is doing so well, but I really would like a Subban v Subban game.

My sister got all us siblings personalized YETI koozies last Xmas. Probably the most used gift I got from the holiday. Now I just need the insert that gets a tall boy to fit in there.

But he’s doing so much for the Opioid Epidemic!

Either/or, I don’t see the deferens.

Have the writers read any of the Classic Styles books? The second edition of Pale Ale covers the history, techniques and differences between all the pale ale styles. It’s a little outdated (written before NEIPAs were a thing) but they do a great job highlighting why they have changed so much since the days of the…