I re-read On Bullshit again recently trying to understand the political scenario and I’m convinced Trump isn’t lying but is in a constant bullshit state.

What office is Titmouse running for? I noticed they don’t have a title.

Gov. Dandy Platypus

I’m expecting Bobby Trump to be appointed head of some bullshit “Committee on Understanding eNtertainment’s Thresholds - Violence Assessment and Control” (CUNT-VAC).

My mother-in-law, for one. Personally, I’m looking forward to going to the beach instead of their pool this summer. I’d rather fight off greenheads than sit through her anti-science mumbo jumbo and rants supporting Trumps policies that are actively hurting her children.

So everyone is reporting this as a threat, right? That is an actual threat of violence.

Then why were they so insistent to get transcripts of Hillary speeches? Something about them seems inconsistent...

In related news, the NHL is retroactively fining MacKinnon for this outrageous embellishment

“Follow up question, in 2008 he said to Howard Stern, and I quote, ‘I’m not good for medical. In other words, if you cut your finger and there’s blood pouring out, I’m gone.’ How was he planning on overcoming his fear of blood to enter that scene?”

Because the white supremacists think that killing whites who “betray their race” is justified. What better way to stop the “white genocide” than stop the education system that is breeding open-mindedness?

Not just your voice. A loop of all the children, parents, leaders and community who have spoken out. You could edit together a clean hour of non-stop soundbites.

Went through the whole application process to the job I currently have with an auto-signature that said “Blippity Bloppity BS, MSCIS, BSC”

If anything on this page needs an “alleged” modifier, it it your use of the word “billionaire.”

Probably similar to the Japanese idea that more foam = fresher beer. Here’s a fun video!

What about the big 2017 attacks with knives? Oh yeah, they were done by white people.

Have you ever tried to get a good meal in Philly?

“Spicy” is how the BJCP describes it, sometimes “grainy spiciness.” For Roggenbier:

It’s Disney talk. He subscribes to the Frozen definition of Treason.

Same person?