This guy didn't even give me THIRTEEN MINUTES to respond to his message:

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!

By your logic, it's also fair to say that dogs eat baby faces (because it has happened on rare occasions, in cases of extreme neglect/abuse). I'm sick of ill-informed people talking shit about ferrets. One abused ferret attacked a neglected baby once. It's not like it's a daily occurrence.

I keep imaging that health inspector from Ratatouille walking in the freezer like WTF? That is a HUGE yellow rat in there...

while i completely agree with your point, you can ask this question in the comment thread of the original story (helpfully linked in the post above). I think we should try to focus on the utter grace, dignity, and maturity of these kids. Let's face it, the more click-baity stories all over the internet have the…

when asked about those lyrics, Joss Whedon said they were the dirtiest he'd ever written. And yes, I sing this song at the top of my lungs"spread beneath my Willow tree" ;)

This is my dramatic reinterpretation of Mufasa finding out what happened after Simba left home to travel the world, shunning his royal past.

stick with me here... it looks like the way a cute sneeze sounds. little and squeaky.

Well I did realize that I wanted to kiss girls like Willow kissed Tara, so he might be on to something. It probably has nothing to do with the fact that Willow and Tara were the first lesbian relationship I was exposed to and was finally able to identify with a character's romantic relationship. Stay classy Pat.

As a future old, if I currently had a great body, I'd snap a picture of it sans garments so I can remind myself later that I was hot shit. I think my wish should be pretty sacrosant. I also took a bikini pic as a "before" weight loss. If that got out, I'd be embarrassed as hell. But don't I have a right to these…

This guy (this is a screenshot of a message to me) needs to meet her. I bet they have loads in common.

Ruth Skater Ginsburg.

"Formerly Known As." There is already a band named Twigs, so she couldn't use that name, which has been her nickname for years. She should've used her real name Tahlia something.

I learned that FKA stands for "formerly known as." How can you be formerly known as anything when you've only been active two years and no one knows who you are? I'm going to change my name to "FKA that one chick over there, what's her name again?"

Or perhaps Isaac Asimov.

Here is the photo I sent, just so everyone knows how grave this injustice is:

Yes, but I'll be fucked if I'm going to give that organization ANY credit after the way they completely botched this situation.

Businesses are people, sir, and they deserve to be heard louder than the rest of us! Amurrica!