BlinkyIsKing
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BlinkyIsKing

"If your partner responds badly/nonsensically to logic and honesty, or if they shut down, they are not in a place for a relationship or they're an *sshole."

It's totally the "Stride of Pride". Or it should be. :-)

The modern world has somehow decided to equate death with failure. When someone dies of cancer, we say that "they lost the battle". Not a healthy view, any way you slice it.

Some ladies on twitter really turned it around, though. My contributions:

the cultural expectations society has put on women since forever to be this perfect specimen of servitude to a man's ideal woman.

I got into an argument over this on another forum, but as a former vet tech, what galls me is that the doctor allowed this. It required that the dog be kept under anesthesia for the tattoo, which occurred after the surgery. MAJOR surgery, that resulted in a large amount of blood loss, dangerously low body temperature,

Attempted translation: He's a bit rough and ready, and loves joining in with mischief and jokes- especially when it comes to teasing Medhurst for being an upper class boy from a fancy school. :)

Whenever I see an ad for Walking Dead, I picture the bumbling drunkard from Teachers fighting zombies and giggle for hours.

The Denver Post one doesn't seem all that racist to me. They probably made the pun in reference to escape velocity rather than escaped slaves.

I'm an actual, real mexican person and I totally put guac on my burritos when I feel like it. Sometimes I even put it on english muffins and have it for breakfast. It is the tits, you should live a little (forget your guacamole rules! Throw them away! Be free!) and try it.

I want to see Razzies on TV like Oscars

Ear clipping is a disgusting practice, so the puppy shouldn't have had it done no matter what age he is.

Dear Pyrax,

The mark of someone terrible at their profession:

Yeah but some people find love in a hopeless place! Something worth singing about.

Don't even bother. "Legislation" written by un-elected nobodies is commonly referred to as "irrelevant bullshit".

Jesus Christ Jezebel stop reporting or using the Daily Mail as a souce, you would not use Fox News as legitimate source because you know it will make Americans look bad.

I made this point elsewhere to some extent. We raise men to feel this way, and then we act surprised that this is how they feel? Seems uncool to me.

My husband got a meat grinder for his birthday last year and keeps begging to make sausages. He says they'll be so much better for us than the delicious ones at the Polish supermarket. Please, God, do not let him see this.

Alternate between folding his penis into an origami owl, and trying to drown it like a mangy kitten in a bowl full of melted chocolate. Once the penis is sufficiently owl-shaped and/or conditioned to be terrified of chocolate, play loud Sousa marching music at it while slapping it rhythmically with a fly swatter. If