Yes!!! And his eyes have a little green in them! *lustful sobbing*

She never had a phone...

That man is a tit. I very much wish that he wasn't Scottish! Or at least wasn't rich enough he be able to promote his backward bigoted views.

My boyfriend is the same, he doesn't like the thought that I might feel insecure or not believe I'm beautiful. It's very sweet but sometimes make up is just fun!

Deeper does seem to be the only logical choice, then again I don't really understand most of what they are saying so...

I came pretty close to kicking myself out of a wedding party. It was my Dad's wedding and to be honest I wasn't stoked on it anyway so that didn't help, but I very nearly walked our during the search for shoes...

I actually tried to Google new York restaurant with the same name as a texas city but nothing came up, do you know? I can't explain why but I just really want the answer even though I live in Scotland so I'll never be in danger of going!

Yeah my mum once put her hand on stove to check if it was on, it was.

Wait. It's kit and caboodle? I have literally spent the last 27 years saying kitten caboodle...

Yeah fuck them all! And for joy of it not for the orgasm at the end!! Seriously though do people really think that we and/or our partners haven't tried working on it? That they are giving us brand new advice??

Yeah fuck them all! And for joy of it not for the orgasm at the end!! Seriously though do people really think that we and/or our partners haven't tried working on it? That they are giving us brand new advice??

Yeah as cyla already said everyone is different in their experiences. I read an article somewhere that said for some women an orgasm just gives you tingly fingers or something. So then I'm like maybe mine are just so minor that I don't realise that's what it is coz everyone paints them to be crazy mind blowing moments…

mmm I can tell you my personal reasons... I thought about it after I posted coz I figured someone would ask that. My first reason is I have been misdiagnosed by doctors before for both the mumps (annoying) and appendicitis (nearly died) so I don't really trust then to do a good job. I don't think they have time and…

ooh I know exactly what you mean with the too much thing! I hate talking about it and I felt quite sick about writing the post but then I thought fuck it! I'm not ashamed!

I've never come, ever, with anyone. It doesn't particularly bother me because I guess you can't miss what you don't know? But it sure is annoying. Proper boyfriends tend to notice quite quickly and then there is a chat and them confidently announcing they will be the one to make it happen. Then comes the slow erosion…

I also love ketchup, I have been known to keep it by my bed. But even I would draw the line at ham wrapped ketch parcels...

Me too! They should do a joint one, gossip magazine reading is no fun on your own!

That would almost seem more reasonable!

Hee hee, so cute! I love the noises guinea pigs make :)

Thank you for saying what I was coming to say!