Spaceship! SPACESHIP!!

The dolphin army marches to war!

You missed Jupiter Ascending. It was the longest most torturous movie I have ever subjected myself to.

That face grille... Can’t decide if it’s more a cat smiley or Dali mustache.

Let’s not forget lunatic cult leader.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

Its the only way to be sure.....

Did you miss the spinny thingy in the middle of the ship?

I’m not sure why you would shoehorn a Transformers outtake into an article about Indiana Jones: one of the greatest trilogies ever.

You just have to cut off your arm..

Yes indeed, everyone here in Scandinavia calls them vikings regardless of gender or. I mean, we call it the Viking-age.

Wait, what? The Swedish Vikings go East, to Russia, and found the Rurikid dynasty, actually manage to subjugate the local population—a feat otherwise only accomplished by the Mongols in all of history (and an attempt at the same having undone no less than Napoleon himself), defeat the Pechenegs, and have the audacity…

Sorry, but it’s just plain too late. Viking is too culturally engrained a term, especially when there is no prominent segment of population agitating for a change in terms.. I hear where you’re coming from, but alas, that ship sailed a long, long time ago.

Referring to the culture as a whole as Vikings has been accepted by historians and anthropologists for quite a while now.

Granted, he kind of became the hero eventually, but still...

I would watch a Lyle & Ethan spinoff like whoah. Just Lyle & Ethan solving capers and crimes every week.

Role: Winston Smith

Look what you’ve started...

Dwarves.