lot of questions here, like what did that baby do to make him so aggravated.

Are you from Cocoa, Florida by any chance, your name reminds me of a guy I knew there.

Now see I'm not familiar with that one, is he a stand up comedienne?

You're a pro's pro, keep telling these amateur people how it works in the real world of comedy.

Good call, that guy's not very funny anyway.

OK thanks. I'm not one of these pranksters, just like to keep an eye on the Deadspin writers who seem to miss out on a lot of the legal issues.

I like your style, a lot of helpful criticism plus telling people to keep talking. If you see anything I could do different give me some pointers.

I guess someone forgot to tell Deadspin that they never passed the Equal Rights Amendment.

I guess no one here has heard of Korematsu vs. US (1944), so much for Supreme Court orders.

So much for our national right to peacefully assemble, I guess no one here's heard of the First Amendment.

Obviously looking for any angle to get under my skin but sorry Tom, I got a job holding up signs in Jacksonville.

That's me in the green peacably assembling, sorry Ley you can't squash my rights.