Tonight on A Very Special Blossom........

"Oh man, I bet there was pepperoni in there." [cums again]

Axl Rose has hit a new low.

Why doesn't George R.R. Martin use Twitter?
Because he killed all 140 characters.

Woo, look at you, denying the existence of something as serious as a mental condition simply because you can't see it, wording it to seemingly put the blame on him. Fabulous work.

And my advice to you is to not be so ignorant about mental health issues. You don't choose depression. It sneaks up on you. Before you know it, it hits you like a truck, and you want out. It's not something people particularly enjoy. It feels like you're in a hole you can't crawl out of.

Spoken truly like someone who doesn't understand what depression is.

Obligatory. (Warning: language)

[Touches envelope to forehead]

Johnny Carson probably would have been a pretty solid deadspin commenter.

I guess it wouldn't be a Sunday without a Jet fumbling late and costing his team a game.

As a minority, I'll meet you halfway. I don't hate these fans for doing this. I'm not looking for handouts or pity or for you to feel guilt. It would be exhausting to police "guilt appropriateness" of people anyway.

Exactly. I often wonder who decides where the line is drawn between truly hateful caricaturization, and genuine role-playing. I think your point about Skids and Mudflap really frames the issue well. Like what about Comic-Con, are all those people racist? I don't think so. Or what about Halloween? If I were to…

The fact that this article conflates selective breeding with genetic modification is highly suspect, because they are completely different things. I could link you to their respective Wikipedia pages, but I don't need links to make my arguments for me.

You know me so well, I don't even have an active twitter account, so don't speak about my personal time, you know nothing about them, since when does disagreeing with something turn into a personal attack. Learn how to spell out words, you look immature when you cut corners like that, and your handle, lets not even go…

Not wearing underwear means you definitely want to get raped, whereas wearing underwear means you only probably want to get raped.

In self-driving cars, the road rage is driver-versus-car, not driver-versus-driver. "Stupid car! Why didn't you cut that guy off!" Much better for public safety, until a car decides to defend itself. Google built in the Three Laws, right?

disabled. I'm taking back 'gimp'.

Already having flown out the important stuff.

Good thing there's no black people on his team.