You kinda wrecked that by bragging, on behalf of Apple fans, that Apple fans brag less than Android fans...I love irony.

That was funny. And disturbing. But funny.

Nice imagery :) I concur.

Cancer is a condition characterized by the abnormal growth of normal cells...so, no.

I think Mike851 was speaking from a scientific pov, rather than a philosophical one. In which case, yes, a bundle of living, replicating cells definitely constitutes life.

Why don't you just bring Diet Coke? (: