Semi-Professional Opinion on Celebrity Beards:

Dodai DB!

Who puts an uzi into a 9 year old girl's hands?!?!?!?!

Beyond being a die hard VMars fanboy, I will support this because Ryan Hansen may be the most honest-to-god awesome "celebrity" I've ever met. Story time:

does nobody else think that both stories seem off? Even if he is a douche why would he out of no where repeatedly attack a woman for no reason. Like I don't believe it was as saintly as he says and that elevator snap was all the proof I need of his douchedom. Where was everyone at the dance? Like why we're they not…

Thompson Twins is a totally underrated band.

Yes, of course you can be half-Jewish. Only Orthodox and conservative Jews, who interpret things more strictly, will say that you either have to have two Jewish parents or a Jewish mother. In reform Judaism this is not the case. It's also completely acceptable to those who aren't religiously observant to be…

I'm on the side of "half-Jewish" being a thing. I mean, there are a lot of people who are just cultural or ethnic Jews and children of Jewish fathers deserve to be able to recognize that.

I know she said that. I stand by what I said. I don't even really like when my fellow Jews use it, but it grates me really really hard when non-Jews use it. Even when quoting a Jewish woman who used it in reference to herself.

I could go into many paragraphs about this issue (I'm sure someone has written books), but in short I will just say you can be half Jewish according to most Jews. Yeah, many Orthodox communities probably would not consider someone without a Jewish mother to be Jewish. It really doesn't apply to most modern…

That's a ridiculously annoyingly precise google search to do and I'm not going to go through 1200 Media Matters results to discern insults from celebrities and political types. Plus, I'm still right.

So much vodka and shit talking, it's pretty much the photo to accompany the phrase "If you don't have anything nice to say...come sit next to me".

She had an amazing career, and she succeeded on a level to which few female comedians could aspire.

She said some funny things, some boring things, and some bad things. But to reduce her with the epitaph of "unrepentantly racist shitstain" is way too harsh.

Kind of knew this was coming and still genuinely sad to hear the news. Unapologetic, badass, SURVIVOR. She came back from Carson. She came back from her husband's suicide and a damn near empty bank account. She came back from the haters time and time again. She owned her surgeries, the pressure she felt as a woman,…

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As much as she has said some problematic shit in the past, it is important to remember the barriers for female comedians she broke down, as well as her numerous achievements.

I like to think Elaine Stritch answered the knock at the Pearly Gates and that they're both sitting having vodka on the rocks, talking shit about everyone.