Of course, OF COURSE Levine married a VS model. Ugh.

"Without a genre" is a really nice spin on "meaningless".

Two things, 1) Weird Al is a musical fucking genius and I refuse to acknowledge anyone who disagrees and 2) you made me have to look up a word and I am angry that I learned something today. At least it wasn't math.

circumcision is when a dick is filed down into a point, yes.

and im down to Get Down withs Susan !!!!

WE DON'T TAKE INFANTS TO AREAS WHERE MOSHING MAY BE TOTALLY PROBABLE.

A four month old baby absolutely needs ear protection. Doesn't matter what kind of concert. Nursing in public, I've got no problem with that, but without ear protection at a concert baby's hearing can be irreversibly harmed.

[fart noise]

With a writing career that has spanned four decades, it should be no surprise that Judy Blume as seen some shit. In an interview with the Guardian's Alison Flood, Blume opens up about the hate-mail she's received, book-banning, and writing about puberty, among other things.

Their previous British mansion was actually dubbed Beckingham Palace — probably by the press — but they sold it, most likely around the time they were moving to Los Angeles.

Aaaaaaaaaaah... pee towel?!? Where did I put my brain bleach?

In college, I lived with a girl who I had known since birth. She was basically like my cousin. I knew she was quirky and cheap, but I didn't think about what that meant in roommate terms. Well. First, she had pets that she didn't take care of. I ended up adopting both her cats when we split up. But the cats were fine…

Other random college/roommate story, that happened to my friend. My friend "Kim" lived in a house with four other girls. One night, Kim comes back super high and opens the fridge. In the fridge is a half eaten birthday cake that "Claire" had made for a friend's party earlier that week. Kim has a piece. Night ends.

My second set of college roommates when I started my graduate program. I got roomed up with strangers because my friends elected to enter the workforce instead. Would have been fine, but they were undergraduates. And one was into amateur porn. I have no idea how he ever went to class, but every time I came back…

I've had a love hate relationship with Joan Rivers for years. I respect her because she carved out a career in comedy during the years when women comics were as plentiful as wooly mammoths strutting around Times Square. She found her niche in being an insult comedian and she was, I don't want to say cutting edge,…

The documentary "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" is quite illuminating. I don't agree with her humour a lot of the time, but I respect her as a hard working woman who made it into the boy's club and stirred up shit. I just wish she'd stop doing the body-snarking, transphobic bullshit and stick to what she's good at:…

There's something about Sigourney Weaver that always made me think she's a real asshole. Maybe it's long time friendship with noted asshole James Cameron, I don't know. I'm glad to see that this comment of hers confirms my suspicions.

No one is talking about the real reason she won't return.

i concur, the bangs on Melissa work, they just WORK .