The older I get, the more I think most young women are lovely. We are pretty hard on ourselves, but I really think most of us enjoy a degree of symmetry and one or two attractive features. I'm always blown away when "regular" looking Jezzies put up pictures of themselves.

South Park Did It!!

Wow! This story made my day. Sometimes the internet is just amazing.

I have found Julia to the the actual worst since the "a low vera" thing. Just a mean, mean woman.

I think she gets hate, and this is crazy I know, because on some level with the whole Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie thing, people do blame her for not having children.

I have always thought that she would be fun to have a drink with. I don't get the "poor Jen" thing in the magazines either.

There seems to be a lot of dislike aimed at Jennifer Aniston, and I think this is why. She lives the life many of us wish we could live - free of obligations, not caring what society thinks about us being free of obligations. Living in a way that makes you happy (as long as it's not hurting anyone else) tends to be…

Wait, Jennifer Anniston and Gloria Steinem are pals?

NOO! No no no! Baking soda is SO bad for your skin! Your skin's natural pH is around 4.5. You need this pH to maintain your skin's protective barrier, the stratum corneum. The SC protects your skin from infection, dehydration, and other stresses. Disruption of the SC's acid mantle leads to all kinds of skin problems-…

It's a, mock religion, basically as an example of how ridiculous religion can be, and you can't prove otherwise. What applies to Flying Spaghetti Monster applies to any god.

The best thing I ever did for my face was forget my facewash (which I was religious about) when I went out of town for a work trip. I was stuck in some hotel with nothing but a bar of soap and a washcloth to wash my face. My skin was soft and dewey like a fucking baby fairy the next day. I've never used anything but…

Good.

I love Doug, and I love that he so easily riles the masses. He reminds me of Richard Lawson in many ways.

Agreed—this Dirt Bag is delightful.

"Dust devil of celebrity angst."

It is awful, but Goldblum! Goldblum should feature heavily in all disaster scenarios, be they dino- or alien-centric.

Will Smith might not return for Independence Day 2
As long as they have Jeff, it'll be okay.
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I've read a few pieces on addiction by Brand and...dude takes my breath away. He translates the language of addiction better than anyone I've ever read or heard.