Corners better.

Whoever chose the music should have to sit through a hot wax cycle.

Why isn’t he being rude?

6 forward gears and 1 reverse.

“Volkswagen has made it a bit of a company tradition over the past 20 years or so to just muscle the laws of physics...”

Peugeoters.

Ninjaroo.

Gawker, please, enough of this shit.

And they’ve even given us a slo-mo.

I always thought the Goose death scene was bullshit because pulling the eject handle set off explosive cord in the canopy which shattered it.

They do.

But boy, you try scaring the piss out of something with the reflexes of an ironing board.

Never again.

Lot of snow.

Gremlin SUV.

My worst crash was the one which my brother died in.

You’re an excellent, patient teacher.

Right.

Can we just go through that again, I swear I’ll get it next time :)

So, you were joking?

It’s a truck.

How have I never seen that before?!