Guess where I’m off to on holiday in tyhe next couple of days.

Do you drive a black Mustang by any chance?

Indeedgate.

Put thrust vectoring in the weapons bays, a la Harriers.

When I grab a mobile device and head for the toilet it’s not to look at a Nissan Murano.

Nah, the French would keep the “retreatsilles” for themselves.

Just breathtaking.

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F35 export dealio....

Blindly believing your opponents are so technically inferior to you is a sure fire way to get your arse handed to you.

How many stages of grief are there?

How long before Tyler is hanged for treason? :D

I thought it was a painting too.

Yeah, but you lot are so much better at it.

He broke his arm in a low speed Tata crash?

"Pre-loved."

"Has $50,000 worth of modifications."

I've always loved the Broncos since I made a kit model of an OV-10D when I was a kid.

I didn't say when I was getting one...