STs, WRXs, GTIs, 2-series M (!!), what the hell?

I can totally get luxury cruisers and whatnot, but this is ridicolous.

What does one win for winning “CatDaddyCon”? If the answer does not include the words “commemorative flask”, I don’t want to know.

...a man the Times reports is worth $200 million...

When they go low, we go....get some steel toed boots and kick the shit out of them.

“Yosemite Samantha”

None. They can kiss my ass.

Hey, I’ve seen enough Maury Povich to know how this turns out...

I just hope it comes with stability control as standard equipment. Nobody wants to spin - flat or otherwise - in their new truck.

I LOVED those folding cars when I was a kid. Mid 90's when I was around 7 years old I saw a folding paper car maybe as an advertisement in a paper airplane book. I thought the idea was brilliant and developed my own hand-drawn blueprint and made the entire NASCAR field at the time. A few years later I learned enough…