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Why the fuck does her friend think she’d profit from the sex-tape too?

Dude got suckered into a job he never wanted. In his mind, billions of dollars are flying by everyday that SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIS, but he got stuck with this stupid presidency in this shitty old house that doesn’t have gold-leaf anything. Doesn’t get to start his network with Rupert Murdoch until at least 2020, if he…

This sort of shit is just proof positive that, far from being a man of even reprehensible (racist/jingoistic) principles, Trump is a man of absolutely no principle, who will do or say anything in order to curry favor with the largest number of people possible at a given point in time.

This dude bends with the breeze…

“Im not a racist i just want to pay less taxes. So what if i have to elect a racist who will mostly lower the tax burden on the obscenely wealthy while taking away healthcare for the poor. That extra $5/mo i save in taxes is goddamn worth it”

So you clearly understood my point. You just want to make me look like a jack-ass for not perfectly expressing my point with exactly the right phrasing?

1. Maybe because he honestly wanted to talk with Sharpton about how he could craft a more effective message. He never asked for an endorsement, or a joint photo-op, thats 100% your invention.

No attempts to connect on a personal level which is such a difference between him and the Clintons, Obama, Biden etc. Relationships matter.

Clinton won black women for many reasons, but here are a few:

The pre-fuck you is in effect for the “Why Did He Run” justify team. Running away doesn’t justify getting shot in the back and the ass, GTFO with that weak shit.

Yes, how dare she try to be hygienic when feeding children with an immunodeficiency virus.

Okay, let’s be clear that she certainly should have taken the gloves off when she started talking to people and posing for photos after handing out food, but did you guys really only pull the images of her wearing gloves while she was handing out food and while they were eating (which mean she’d probably JUST been…

This white person would hang a jury if he thought they were going to acquit unjustly. Which is most often the case.

David Spade is just sitting there thinking “I just came on here to promote Joe Dirt”

What’s the current Vice President of the United States got to do with this?

When the officer asked Tiger where he was coming from he probably should have come up with something a little more believable than golfing.

...and he just confirmed the intel came from Israel. Good grief...

Probably it’s not fair to pick on you for a take that I’ve seen written down here in the comments like 500 times in these playoffs, but, I fucking hate this take. You really can’t conceive of any reason to want your team to advance in the playoffs other than a clear likelihood that they’ll be the one team in the…