Burneko is unable to type right now.

*checks that spin pass in the lane* No, I don’t think thats a thing humans can do.

Fun fact: Technically, I am from the same species as John Wall, so that’s neat.

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

My only concern is whether or not they let him access Twitter from prison. Honestly, that would make all this worth it.

I was impressed by Jacob’s and his ability to stay on the game plan. There were 2 times he got off the game plan and one basically lost him the fight when GGG knocked him down and the other was probably one clean shot from another and a possible stoppage.

What an asshole.

No reason. That’s just literally how long it took him to type that. Small hands.

I assume he had to summon an aide to explain what they were talking about.

He rewrote the tweet for 11 minutes and this is what he settled on

Had to call aides from his bathroom phone for help spelling the word “remarkably”.

Because it takes a TREMENDOUS amount of time for his brain to process even the simplest bit of information. ‘Remarkably’ Sad!

Well, he’s usually in his bathrobe, so I’m guessing masturbation.

Reasons it took him 12 minutes to Tweet what he just saw on tv: GO!

I wouldn’t fuck with Oak at his funeral.

“BREAKING: Sources say Woj is moving to start a new basketball vertical at the Christian Science Monitor. Story to come.” - Chris Broussard.

Albert & The Wizards - A Three Act Play: 

Any person who would rubber stamp putting this malicious individual in charge of children’s welfare should be hanged for treason. I am not being hyperbolic.

What the hell are you talking about? There is no “discharge petition” in the US Senate by which 51 Senators can override the Majority Leader. That only exists in the House. The Senate Majority Leader has full and complete control over what gets scheduled for a vote. There’s no way around that.

And, as you said, those…

Democrats can’t allow Trump to fill a Supreme Court vacancy during the last year of his presidency.