Actually yeah it does. If I'm doing 10 over in the left lane it's not reasonable for me to move over into a line of trucks doing 20 mph less than me to let you break the law more than me.

It’s extremely hard to say rolling start in any other way than this:

The purpose of a speed trap is to make money for the city. Hence the name “trap”

“Dad, you gotta calm Grandma down. She’s your sister, after all.”

Greg Oden: [quietly vows to never, ever litter another condom]

I bet fat cat eats whatever it wants, lol

RIP TG. It's been fun and hell of a ride. Most of the time. I sincerely hope the guys won't stop working together and hope they'll create something new in the future!

I look forward to the Sixers having to play an entire game with a Fatal Windows error projected onto the floor.

It looks like he can actually see the headline and is super bummed about it

Celery Man and/or Tayne will be there.

they had to stop the game in Columbus, only briefly, when the field became poisoned by the Axe body spray seeping from all the Carhartt sweatshirts lying on the field.

Just because I'm black doesn't mean I should support something contrary to God and nature.

If Kumail Nanjiani's in a sketch, it's gonna be a classic.

I guess that means Grambling will win it next year since they got banned.

If UConn't hit free throws, UConn't win the game.

I only know of this bike because of pawn stars

Best 10 musicians on this map: