By the time he realizes that ALL of us will suffer from these tariffs, it’ll be too late. 

1st gear: Are you listening, Trump? EVERYONE has told you now that the tariffs are bad, because they are dumb and bad. If you’re truly for the American people and jobs like you say you are, you’ll get rid of all these stupid-ass tariffs. He won’t listen to me though. Can someone tell Vlad to tell him? He’s the only…

Take your star, though I’m mad I didn’t make that joke first considering it’s some delicious low hanging fruit.

God Bless Iris. Some of us in the Bloomington area (I’m in Indianapolis) should get together with Iris and just have a great conversation with her. Old people love company more than anything else. 

Which is why the NFL is very resistant to change. Why change when what you’re doing makes 8 fucking billion dollars? Madness I tell you.

Fantastic news. This has changed my outlook on life from despair to optimism. Thank you Giri.

Overall this is easily the most comprehensive plan I’ve seen yet. There needs to be more smart players like Rosen who can think of other things besides sports cliches and footbaw. Myron Rolle was a Rhodes Scholar on the Florida State football team and was basically rejected from the NFL because coaches didn’t like how…

1st Gear: once the banks stop offering ridiculous financing on the 70K pavement princess trucks, sales will go way down. Also, trucks should only be sold to people who will actually use them, not people with Tiny Dick Syndrome.

So Rob Pelinka is the Ivanka Trump of NBA GM’s: he says a lot of words without any of them meaning anything. 

Life literally gave him a lemon, and he couldn’t even make lemonade. But is he a better person because he opened up his home to the lemon?

What’s with that clown horn someone is blowing? 

As a guy who loves trivia, I can die happy now. Trivia porn at its finest. 

+oh god that is fantastically stupid, kudos 2 u

That is much deeper analysis than what I saw, I just saw a team with nothing to lose giving it their absolute all.

I know we’re not supposed to look at women with lust anymore, but they were uh, how you say easy on the eyes.

To hell with Sweden being frauds. Did anyone think they’d have advanced this far? Good on them and their delicious Scandinavian pastries and IKEA meatballs.

“Good! Those internet commenters were dumb as hell anyway.”

Truly a question for the ages for insane Trump supporters.

That’s what made my jaw drop too. One writer either from deadspin or maybe splinter referred to these kinds of stories as “Cletus safaris” and it’s so accurate it’s terrifying.

Those plant openings won’t happen anytime soon. Wages won’t go up either. Corporations will do what they always do and pay the execs ridiculous amounts. Wage growth hasn’t happened in 40 someodd years, and it won’t happen now.