Great, now we’re going to spend the whole 2020 campaign with Republicans whining about these Telfair queens.

How the fuck is Storm Duck beating Dr. Trentington Outhouse?

This was all very informative, but wouldn’t it have been more digestible in an audio format? Perhaps in some sort of file downloadable to mobile devices, and given a punny, football-coach-based name?

Please write another article about hockey!!! I need more paper for my fire place!!

What kind of awful people would own an organization and then screw over people so badly?

It’s like a group of prisoners making fun of a guy for being in jail

I’m going to be that guy: Tremont took a pretty solid four steps on that layup - three are obvious, and there was a subtle toe tap for the fourth visible on the slow motion replay. But ultimately I guess it’s probably the best Walk on Waters this side of Matthew 14.

By that reasoning, we should nominate the Pebble Watch Kickstarter for President.

You know what Beto didn’t do this week for Splinter to criticize? List any substantive position on any topic of note.

I hope you go through the hell of not having health of not having health insurance yet needing it very badly. Then someone looks you in the eyes and tells you they were unwilling to fight for you. 

I hear you, but why don’t we talk about principles and goals? Why should we have to start negotiating from the middle? These problems are huge. People are dying because they don’t have access to health care and the human race is literally going to go extinct if we don’t make changes right now. We have to sound the…

Hey instead of just whining about Splinter’s good reporting why don’t you prove them wrong and do a detailed defense of Beto’s response. Please explain why it was so great instead of the dumb mishmash of bullshit it sounds like when I read it. Show everyone how much smarter than Libby you are. Break it down and tell…

Splinter didn’t exist in 2016.

This extremely intelligent person would like me to know that I should have referred to Mario Hezonja, noted Croatian, as “Hispanic.”

Hiding under my clothes when I get dressed

If your sister, brother, mother, or father died tragically and unexpectedly would you be able to work the next day? In front of god and everyone in the playoffs? I’m not a Thomas fan, but come on dude.

If only that had been USC true freshman, All-American MVP and Jam Fest Award Winner Olivia Jade on Johnson, that would have been a far more cleanly-defended play.

100% true, I have heard the same from someone with regular professional interactions with Howard and Sherry. In one of their earlier meetings with Howard, they noted that they were a native Michigander (albeit a “troll” from under the bridge) but spent time in the UP every-other-year for vacation. He half-smiled…

TIL that Northern Michigan is not the northernmost university in Michigan

Such disrespect for the legacy of Popeye Jones.