People who make half a million dollars a year are rich, you dope.

Also, am I in prison? Too lazy to google

There’s a lot of cringe-worthy stuff in the book, but for me it’s all worth it for the ending, where Leland comes to the bitter realization that he was actually the bad guy of this story. The terrorists had a very legitimate grudge against the company and didn’t want to actually hurt anyone, and if he’d just sat back…

I know I know... #alwayshighlighttruthers

The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

Reporter: “Do your team’s struggles have anything to do with the fact that you signed a ‘Big 3’ of Mike Conley, Marc Gasol, and Chandler Parsons to swallow nearly 2/3 of the payroll; that Mike Conley has been injured for half of the season; that this team is so top heavy it makes Dolly Parton jealous; and that Dillon…

you’ll see a flash of tie-dye and find yourself on the ground before you know it

Samer, this is stupid stuff.

If this gets more than five stars I’m going to light myself on fire.

the NCAA did something reasonably logical for once when it reversed its initial ruling and made Beverly immediately eligible to play for NC State.

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

“just don’t reward the predatory parts of it that ask for additional money.”

Sure thing, Mr. Jackson.

The representation thing is a huge issue with me, because of how veterans are currently represented. Two of the largest veterans advocacy groups, the American Legion and the Veterans of Foreign Wars, both have leadership and membership that is, shall we say, old and decrepit. I’m an officer with a relatively new…

I wrote about that months ago, but nice try.

She really doesn’t seem to address the abuse and coercing these women to send naked pictures. A lot of “I felt trapped” but not a lot of “I was really shitty to these people for no discernable reason.”. The deceit isn’t the worst of her actions, but it’s the only one she’s addressing.

Here’s the simple fact: It’s The New York Times

In 50 years the following question is going to show up on whatever quiz show there is then and nobody is going to know the answer:

Whatever you believe about the circumstances of Halladay’s death, and what it means for the family he left behind, there are ways, and times to say the same things without being a giant asshole. It’s like yelling at a mom at her sons’ funeral that he shouldn’t have done so much heroin. There’s a place and time for…

If Richard Spencer didn’t follow basketball, he’d probably have no qualms including a guy named Kyle O’Quinn.