At the time of the dunk the Mavs were getting blown out by 25 and it was comfortably in garbage time, but oh, Jordan Bell having a bit of fun is the point where the Mavs felt “disrespected.” Please. Don’t want Jordan Bell to style on you? Maybe don’t lose by 25.

True story: when I was in high school, I called into a radio station to request Eve 6's “Inside Out” because I was 15 and super cool with great taste in music. Only I didn’t know what the song was actually called and kept requesting that “Beautiful Oblivion” song. The DJ had no idea what the fuck I was talking about…

TBF, most players are only on NBA teams because of their contracts

My wife and I have been passionate about education being a gateway

When you have a franchise guy in any sport, it just makes sense to bring them along slowly. As an example, Mark Sanchez restricted himself to teens for a loooong time.

They should also consider putting Okafor on a minutes restriction. Somewhere in the neighborhood of zero minutes seems about right.

Uh, not true. Every night I email my wife my deadspin comment history for the day. Depending on how many white knight comments I make, I get a number of “Good Hubby Points”. I can then trade in those “Good Hubby Points” for rewards, including sex.

I’m sorry, but if you can’t appreciate Bill Burr, your virtue signalling here isn’t going to help you find fulfillment.

It feels great when my own jokes are explained to me. It’s awesome, actually.

This is the dumbest take I’ve ever read.

Don’t play dumb. Dalvin Cook is a promising rookie running back, but Aaron Rodgers is the best player in the league.

Yeah, it’s crazy that MVP winning quarterbacks get more press than Rookie running backs.

I mean, if the refs are clearly in the bag for the other team, this seems like a reasonable way of protesting. Same result as a forfeit, too.

An amazing, little tidbit.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

Nice work shifting ground. Well, not really I guess since it is rather transparent. First, you mentioned not calling 911. So I pointed out why I can understand him not doing so - he found her dead, seemingly, and even if it hand’t 911 would not be helfpul.

So you shifted ground and noted it was fucked up that he did…

Hey TheKinjaPlace, come tell this guy that his friend should’ve done better.

 Yes. It is. Because he was rather obviously fucked up himself. what good does it do you to get some extra pound of flesh out of this dead guy? I really don’t understand moralizing here. But you do you.