True story - I went to Northeastern when Jose Juan (that’s what we called him in the good old days) was there. I got in an elevator at my dorm one day and he steps in beside me. I was a stoner and thought it would be douchey to say anything, and was high as fuck so I just smiled when he came in.

are you under the impression this is not a thing that happens in america

because if so, holy lol, do I have bad news for you about your local homeless population

only difference is that here, the doctors aren’t allowed to give them anything to reduce the chances they’ll be coming back to the emergency room, costing you…

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

Meh. One star not playing is one thing. All of them - none due to injury? No, the fans shouldn’t expect that. I’m sure marketing materials to sell tickets don’t make it clear either. I don’t have much of an issue with it, but I can see how fans could rightfully be annoyed by this.

What cracks me up about this argument is that Lebron would be able to handle the Bad Boy Pistons better than damn near anyone in the history of basketball. So, sure, they might put him on his ass a time or two. He’d also frustrate the shit out of them because he’s just bigger, stronger, faster, and smarter than…

Why would you want someone to commit a possibly injury inducing foul? It seems to me you very much enjoyed the Piston style of shitass play. You’re a fucking idiot.

They’re bad, but not as bad as the Tim Duncan guy at pickup games who is always trying to give me advice on how to create a truly diversified investment portfolio that will be able to weather the down times in the market and lead to a secure retirement.

Next guy - man, when all the guys thought they were Pistol Pete.

Gronk: *silently calculating*

This is a better dis track than either of those.

It needs more passive-aggressive comments, but I guess you’re okay with not having an example of what makes us superior to other states. That’s good for you; not everyone is so content with so little.

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

No, in fact I am a well-respected filmmaker. In fact, I once did a documentary on online trolls.

You’d probably hate it, though, bc it doesn’t paint you in a good light.

perhaps, with more jnana, you wouldn’t get weirded out so easily

I’m just bringing you out of the grays because your tiers are so hilariously wrong and I want others to see them, point, and laugh.

yeah this is a pretty egregious mistake. no one should forget 9/11.

Rounding down or up is an arbitrary choice; both are result in clearly wrong answers. Your appeal to how it “should” be rounded is an appeal to social convention, not math rules. And, if we’re being pedantic about it and we allow for the idea that you can’t fire fractions of human people to full-time staffer…

This is good news for Ezeli, but I am sad to hear about Greg Oden’s passing.

Fuck right the hell off. In 2017, willful ignorance and pseudoscience is a malignancy, and I don’t care who’s spouting it, they’re part of the problem. So go fuck yourself, vigorously and repeatedly.

I’ve seen Keith Thurman fight. He’s really fucking good, as good as Adrien Broner thinks Adrien Broner is, probably better. Thurman’s hands land like Buicks. And he doesn’t get hit very much at all. But after reading this, I have to think that his training regimen must involve bouncing medicine balls off his skull…