This being a "sneak peak" of his mask is like watching a preview of a movie that turns out to be the entire movie.

"120 pounds," quoth the Ravens. "Nevermore."

I'm shocked at the number of dips I haven't really heard of here. But, more importantly, tzatziki is the best, you monsters. Ranch? RANCH?!

I figured out the one on the bottom pretty easily. It's big and wide and looks kind of unstable, and then there's the crack.

Reporter: Do you think the dynamic is going to change in the locker room between you and Derrick?

"Wow, they did it!"

Haha, those gullible idiots! Why would anyone name their team "Chelsea"?

This is way cooler than Kendrick Perkins's new nickname, "The Grim Blooper."

Alex Smith said merely, "Pick me."

First minute of the video [edited out]:

I'm just glad it was a blown pass and not a shot. We all know what happened the last time a Net's errant shot hit a guy.

His first thought? "It was a feeling of 'Get back on defense.'"

"Applebees! Applebees! Applebees!"

So his wife really has no control over his wardrobe? Well, I guess it's pretty clear who wears the pants in the Harbaugh family.

Fun fact: Fatboy Slim is on the bass here. These guys are sort of written off as also-ran Smiths, but they're pretty good if you can look past the often very smug, Marxist-Christian lyrics.

"I'm pretty tired of people complaining about my sleeves."
- Colin Kaepernick

Really? I just saw San Diego State beat Little Sisters of the Poor University a couple of weeks ago.

Bills Fans Posterize Scores

"You play the saxaphone poorly!"
- traditional Russian insult

"Wait, there are passes where you DON'T throw the ball backwards?"
- Matt Flynn