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It all seemed so innocent when the Battle of the Puns began, but we all know how the Fast Food Wars end.

I’m trying man. Canada don’t want me if I ain’t got them skills though.

“In his lawsuit, Allen refers to her accusations as ‘a 25-year old, baseless allegation.’

That video doesn’t change my opinion: if it’s legal to carry a gun, and the defense against calls for gun rights is that a “good guy with a gun” can stop a “bad guy with a gun,” then a shooting like this by police is unjustified.

It’s okay. I’m a cop. Trust me, I’ve been doing this for eleven years.

I have so little faith right now that Take Two’s lawyers didn’t likely have a “fixer” in Florida that they could call, who in turn called up his ICE contact and said, hey, we got a guy who we need to make sure is otherwise occupied on this specific date.

Possibly because he sold the program online, and presumably to some residents of New York, that gives them jurisdiction to prosecute the crime there?

WTH is in that can? I followed the headline because I thought there was a small rodent in the can, and some sort of broad recall.

It’s not like he didn’t do any of his own work. He did create the program he was selling. It could be argued protected under derivative works, but he didn’t show up to defend himself, so nobody made that argument on his behalf.

“If you run a business and someone’s been stealing money from your cash register, are you going to fire the guy and not try to reclaim what stolen money has been taken?”

Yeah, I wanted to get a tattoo wedding ring because I can’t always wear my real ring due to the type of work I do, and my wonderful wife did the research for me and figured out that it would be a waste of time, money, and pain, because those wear off so quickly.

“And whatever you do, don’t take off your shoes and socks.”

iPhone users really are all assholes, huh?

Yes! This article was timed perfectly for me. Ever since Nintendo put Dr. Mario on the Switch’s NES app, I’m dreaming about red, yellow, and blue pills at least three times a week. For hours after I finish play, I even see the patterns when I close my eyes but am still awake.

I didn’t even get that far in my incredulity over this quote, because I was stuck on: Wait, is he saying that fairness is a problem?

Neutral:

I guess she could have meant a few things by that, but I took it to mean that they misrepresented its purpose. You know, like they set it in front of her with a flag next to the signature line and said, “We need you to sign this. It’s just to authorize us to pay you for your work,” but when she read the text, it

Agreed, based on what I see from the article. I came here planning to drop some snark, as others have, but realized pretty quickly that I was jumping the gun. Sure, you can manually change power settings, but to get the same results as this program—pausing sleep for a limited duration—you’d have to mess with Task

“The whole thing is just a giant con.”

Okay, I didn’t actually read Catcher in the Rye because I was a lazy student at a public school in a poor neighborhood where I could easily slide by using big words and complex sentence structures to BS my way through almost any essay. At the time I cockily assumed I was too smart for my teachers to realize the ruse,