Kim Kardashian, please.

God is being a punk ass bitch towards actors this week. God-day-um. Fuck it, I'm turning off the internet.

Ahahaha! That is the best assessment of HoC's failings that I have ever heard!

I just keep thinking how sad it would be if they screwed up the series, which had be dying to made into something great, as it deserves to be. Example: the first pilot of GoT that was awful versus the now very popular version of GoT we all know and love.

Christ, he was sexy in House of Cards.

Aw, Channing's a sweetheart.

To be fair, I justified not inviting people for the same reasons (albeit in my head and with proper grammar), so I guess she made a fundamental mistake by being too honest...in a public forum.

cuz in Hollywood: Talent > Plausible Deniability - Fuck that POS Polanski

Why is this man wrestling a python between his legs while he jogs? Is this an American thing?

I was wondering when Jada would take the opportunity to talk about young Jada. I figured it was inevitable.

I. Cannot. Wait! <:D

Obviously Obama's fault.

News flash: most marriages are business transactions.

she's great, isn't she?

Tortured artist is tortured.

You're cute. But I have enough people living under my bridge. Go back to your own.

I believe the plural is "pe-ni"

I was waiting for someone to post that! ;}

"As I continued to call for support for infertile woman, another male voice taunted, "Can't you even bear a child?' "

I have a friend named Bob, who has a brother. Bob and brother got very, very high on THC strips. Bob is always complaining they don't makes these strips anymore. Used to be able to hide them underneath his Listerine strips at the airport. ANYWAY — brother got WAY too high one night. Maybe two or three strips got stuck…