more money = longer marriage

look Matt! You have your own trolls! I have never been more proud!

"Newp, not this planet." said the aliens, as they turned their spaceship around.

DIAF

This is funniest thing I've ever read. And at the same time, it sounds like it has potential to be a Hangover-esque bad buddy comedy.

Professor Plumms with the intuition in the blogosphere — you win! :-)

The girl in the flouncy black feather thingy looks PISSED that she's wearing the only flouncy black feather thingy!

Ugggghhh she's so cute I want to steal her identity and then get caught up in some cross country hijinks as she tries to win back her identity and then apologize and be friends in the end.

landslide song + horse emotions + hot guy + loss of loved one = i feel love and require a bud. dammit!!

christ, i'm going to miss this woman.

I was going to say exactly what you just did. This judgy tone of this article is so hilariously ironic.

Here, here.

Can we fast forward to Wiz Khalifa's transformation into Wiz Lion?

This. I'm effing done with Lindelof.

Dad?

But...but...I always thought racists were genial and well-spoken!

LOL @ Andy Wachowski's flippy floppys! And his black toe nails! I'm not hating, I think it's rad!

I saw a screening of Vamps a couple years ago; it was charming and funny. Krysten Ritter is the best part about it. It was no Clueless, but...duh. Someone below mentioned Heckerling's culture shock and her tenedency in this film to complain about mobile devices — I thought that shit was hilarious thankyouverymuch.