Why don’t you flatten her tires, or remove all of her lugnuts?
Make the car not able to operate, for crying out loud!

Well, the obvious part of getting older is that my vehicles have gotten nicer, and much more expensive.

Honestly, the battery packs on Teslas have pretty much been the only reliable, and over-engineered part on any of their cars.

You know what?
Let them pass this law.

When he joined the league so many years ago, my wife and I declared that he has the best last name in the history of Hockey.

It’s in Colorado, that’s why.
As my cat would say - We no has rust here.

Well, at least now they can mark them as sold - To the Insurance Company.

then made to drive a Ford Festiva for a period of one year.

The only real cure for people who will not believe the truth, and facts is to push them off of a cliff, right after you have pushed people like Alex Jones off of the same cliff.

Are you talking about the Sonic on Wadsworth and Church Ranch Blvd, next to the Wells Fargo bank?

What would you like to know about some of the fastest, most insane two-wheel racing on the planet?

You will find out next week!

We made up once I could walk in a straight line again.

I’ve seen cars in my neighborhood with out of state plates just randomly vanish from the cars overnight.

Just trying to get as far away from NM as they possibly can.

It’s currently at 69 stars, which I think is perfect.

The Rangers offense always goes AWOL in the post season, as they change their hockey style for no reason anyone can really explain, ever.

When I’m on my motorcycle, everyone is a bad driver.

Thank you for letting me know a nice way to deal with that type of person on an open highway.

Rangers forwards can’t seem to grasp the fact that the Canadiens won’t just let them walk into the offensive zone. They seem to have completely forgotten how to chip the puck in, and hunt it down.