My wife and I have ocassionally had impromptu discussions on if it is worth swerving out of the way of a rampaging bunny on our small residential street at 20 mph, and nearly hit a parked car, or if its safer just to keep driving straight on, and not have to meet our neighbors on the wrong foot.

So, how long will it be before someone recommends that we start revoking the citizenship of any children born in the US to people who are in the country illegally?

All of my senses have been so thoroughly abused, I’m not sure any of them function anymore. Take this hotel room I’m sitting in right now, for example: to me, it sounds like there’s an F5 tornado hiding in the closet.

I know, it was the highlight of the year.
Not very many highlights this year, so us Avs fans have to grip on to every one of them as tightly as we can.

The one game I attended this season was a lackluster 3-1 loss against the Islanders, and while fans went ecstatic for the lone goal at the end of the 1st, by the final minutes many had left, frustrated with the Wings’ inability to create opportunities against a mediocre opponent. The team’s days as the NHL’s…

Wimp.
My parents instilled the fear of the backhand if we ever misbehaved on long road trips.

Earplugs are hugely important.
Only if you don’t want your ears to buzz and ring for the rest of your life, anyway.

Yup, I have had the pleasure of maintaining a small fleet of Ducatis over the years, owned by myself, my wife, and my best friend. It’s way, way easier than anyone thinks, and it saves us thousands of dollars in not paying Denver area Ducati dealers to maintain.

How are they so awful?

Not really necessary to pay for browser data on politicians, to be perfectly honest.

Well, if Mazda would get off their collective asses and hurry up and bring the CX-5 Diesel to market, they could win over a few new customers.

Seriously, why is she crying so damn much?
Was it her first day in Russia, and the first accident she has ever seen?

Knowing most car drivers, the Ford probably never saw the motorcyclist pass right in front of him.

I haven’t made my way back to a dealership yet to test drive the new Flat 4 in the Cayman or Boxster, but I truly understand your reservations about it.

I’m still waiting on your review of a Porsche Cayman.
Come on, make it happen..

I know some of you won’t believe me but I honestly don’t care.
And Yes, I can prove everything I have said IF I WANTED TO.

SkyActiv is a marketing name for a set of engineering principals.

Do you guys have any plans on testing any of the down trim versions?
Every now and again, I drive past the Fiat/Alfa dealer here in Denver, and see them hanging out, and I just can’t seem to help asking myself this question:

The real question is, which Mazda Prototype will crap out first, and what will the failure be this time? Will it be #77, or #55? Will they get rammed into, or will one of their spark plugs unscrew itself 2/3rds of the way through the race?

Teenage girls almost always have stupid boyfriends, and stupid boyfriends ALWAYS drive their girlfriends cars.
Usually, the cars get damaged.