There are a whole lot of hoops that all of us in Big Data have to climb through in order to keep millions of users data safe and secure, and we take this very seriously.

Go see the second one, as soon as you can.

Tell them to give you a car.

Thankfully, I don’t.
I’m just a small cog in a giant infrastructure company.

Hello there from someone on the Internet Ad Delivery side of things.

You may not be mad, but I sure am.

You had me up until here:

Congrats on the new car!

The easiest way to make people want self driving technology is to give a cool voice, and an awesome name.

I don’t believe you actually took the beanie off.
Now you’ve made me start my own conspiracy.

I’ve started referring to him as the Trump of the Automaker world.

Did you buy?
And what dealer?

So in your words:

I thought the same way for a while after the election, but changed my mind. Third party voters actually tried to do something about the future.

Or Supernatural Mode.

Unfortunately, we will never know, now will we?

Honestly, thank you for actually voting, no matter who it was for.
That’s more than I can say to the tens of millions of other legal age registered voters who didn’t give a hot damn about our country’s future.

Why is this even a question?

Actually, they have been running creatives targeted at people who work in DC for a while now. It lists 8 models that are built in the US.

Yeah, I’m sure there’s going to be a paper trail between VW USA and the IRS. As soon as you see a list from VW showing that they made payments greater than 1 to any specific taxpayer, then the IRS should automatically audit that person’s tax return for 2016 and 2017.