They aren't tiny! They are me sized. I like their height isn't mentioned because it's NORMAL.

The real Tiny Detectives:

Eat me.

UGH IT'S A FUCKING BURDEN REALLY

Good for him apologizing but I have to defend "Big Pimpin'." Is it misogynist? Yes. Can it be reclaimed as a crassly-worded ode to being single, a la Aretha turning "Respect" into a feminist anthem? I like to think so. Here's what I sound like in the shower getting ready to go out after a breakup: "You know I thug em,…

What really blows me away about the Anita Sarkeesian hate, which I see absolutely everywhere video game loving people congregate and it never fails to embarrass and depress the shit out of me, is how it's proving everything she says absolutely right. You couldn't ask for a clearer example of the exact kind of thing…

If you build it, they will cum.

they don't know d—k s—t.

Is this the Hollywood version of asking women to smile more?

I never thought I would live long enough to see a crop-dusting shark. #Sharkduster

Paris Hilton is going to produce my debut album and I'm going to call it "Paris is Burning"

And THIS.

This is why all gifs should not be banned.

I wonder of the women did this voluntarily or were required to protest by their pastor..it's one thing going to church because you have faith and another to walk down the street shouting at the top of your longs, judging others, false pride being a deadly sin. I hope this wasn't one of those "voluntary" things you…

um jesus obviously hated it, yall. that's why he struck it with lightning.

What the hell?

While driving to my grandmother's funeral I found myself lost in West Virginia. I grew up in a city so driving in what seemed like the backwoods of West Virginia had me terrified. Then I saw it. There was a baptist church that shared a parking lot with an adult video arcade. It was like my Grandmother knew how bummed…