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“Azealia Banks has been offered a plea deal after biting the boob of a security guard who denied her entry into a Manhattan club back in December. Prosecutors are willing to take jail time off the table if Banks pleas guilty to misdemeanor assault and takes anger management classes.”

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I put this link into my own comment below but I’m unsure it’ll get out of the greys. So I’ll just leave it here too. Her hotness knows no bounds.

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Amber Rose is a goddess. Standing next to the Kardashian just proves my point. There’s an older video on YouTube with her walking a ball in the face category, she was heavier and she worked it.

Jesus fucking Christ I googled the name out of curiosity... What a revelation. Just absolutely horrifying. Wtf is wrong with people?

Jimmy hats off to you!

I’d have joined you. Or at the very least lament I wasn’t born an ostrich. The wholes head in a hole thing really doesn’t sound all that bad if the alternative bizzaro scenario were to be the case. Trent Reznor would have written a classic -9 centimeter nails song about it.

I worked at the outreach center for a domestic violence shelter. The level of respect that every single woman (or man, because it does indeed go both ways) who managed to break free even for a moment from the sheer mental and physical hell we are capable of inflicting upon one another, it’s just I honestly can’t think

“I’ve always been raised as being currently a 26 year old”

“That shit is so far from cool cool’s light won’t reach it before the heat death of the universe.”

I don’t have children. I’m not even sure I want children. However, I’m glad that you do because I like your style and this was hilarious. Mazel tov!

Callin’ out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new beat?
Summer’s here and the time is right
For cursin’ in the streets
They’re cursin’ in Chicago
Down in New Orleans
Up in New York City

I totally read this in the emcee's voice. It's one of my favorite parts of Paris is Burning. I stick by the theory that this is a documentary that should be shown in all high schools.

Oh, I have no idea. I was just trying to answer your initial question regarding the red string. Sorry!

My steam account embarrasses me on occasion due to listing the hours I've spent with Fallout 3 and New Vegas. I feel ya!

OLD WORLD BLUES!!!! Best DLC ever.

The eyes and forehead. It's creepy similar.

Truth.

yup.