I'll go ahead and answer the latter question since nobody else has given you a proper response.

My internal monogue upon reading that went something like this ........ .. ....? !!

I'd say I weep for humanity, but there aren't enough tears in the world at this point.

It would be incredibly fascinating to read some sort of tell all from a ghostwriters perspective. I can only imagine the sort of ridiculous shenanigans they wind up privy to.

{I love your screen name, I have nothing else to add here}

They really do. So very much.

Somehow I find nobody reporting it to be the worst part of it all. People are disgusting

Home sweet home. South Florida really is a special brand of fucked up. Between the 15 year old girls assisting in gang rapes, the face eating, and the ever growing heroin problem... We do it right.

Yea, sadly it's not uncommon at all. Especially in larger cities.

This sounds both mildly psychotic and incredibly entertaining.

Charm for days! I miss New York.

Agreed! I liked her initially then totally fell in love when she did a tour of her home and found out her Mother works with wild animals, perhaps rehabilitating them, while she herself was working toward veterinarian school (something along those lines anyway, it's been awhile).

It's been a really long time, but if I recall correctly she was just really drunk and sometimes shit happens. :-)

Sigh. We all do. <3

You're painting yourself as a judgmental asshole. Potato/Potahto.

Also Wet Hot American Summer! If you're into sweater fondling and refrigerator humping anyway. :-D

I think that you truly caring about what happens to them is a great first step. It opens the doorway toward a better life.

Steam recently had a sale that included Fallout 1, 2, and Tactics. It's still pretty inexpensive if I recall correctly.

I think I love you. Kings Quest 2 was my first computer game. It's been all downhill since. By downhill I mean I found my nerd calling.