one time a pizza guy (rushed out the door by his manager) forgot one of my pizzas. He felt so bad that he offered to bring us free stuff ("I'm gonna bring you guys so much free shit!) and we weren't mad because we aren't crazy and we had our first pizza to ride us over. When he came back he brought a free pizza in…

How can you hate on delivery drivers? They bring HOT DELICIOUS FOOD TO YOUR DOOR you lazy fuck.

Hate reads still count! Thanks again!

Just be yourself, and smile and listen a lot. If you have a big mouth, don't let it get you into trouble and you should be fine.

Don't fake it when you have sex with them. They'll remember that.

I've been dating a girl for about 7 months and am meeting her parents for the first time today. Wish me luck.

Markiplier is great. I was on the fence about him up until recently, but I watched his Five Nights at Freddy's videos and they were great. Then he posted a couple really personal things in the last week, completely unrelated to games, massively heartfelt gratitude to his fans stuff... it really pushed me over the…

I've never watched Pewdiepie. I saw his picture once and determined I'll never want to know any more about that person. No regrets.

We have become much ruder and even cruder than we used to be, language wise and everything else. Wise. I can't think of another word that has as much shock value anymore as cunt does here, it's like the last real existing curse word left. Bitch is now sort of a term of endearment in some cases, as opposed to an insult…

I spent 2 weeks in your country, loved the shit out of it. Took some getting used to hearing "the C word" used so often. I don't shock easily, but I did clutch imaginary pearls once or twice.

All I could think was that the story would end in their marriage.

Well, I am searching the comments for someone who might complain just so I can tell them they're jerks so...

I have a similarish story. I was out with two friends in San Francisco, at a very crowded gay bar that was cash only. We didn't have a lot of cash left, so we could only afford 2 beers plus a tip or 3 beers with no tip (I know we should have stopped to get more, but it was late and we were already a little drunk). The…

Tears....so much tears. Sending you and your mom tons of good and healthy vibes!! Stay strong!

I recently quit my job at a huge university to start my own business. Until it's up off the ground and bringing money in, I work as a cashier/bartender at a local cafe inside a grocery store. Some of our customers really suck and treat us all with utter disdain, because not only are we service workers, we're working…

Back in my serving days, I ALWAYS got the tables no one wanted—-part to try to prove that they WOULD tip well, if treated right. Once, one of my less-than-stellar co-workers gave me a table of middle-eastern men, with the comment, "I won't wait on Arabs, I once had a table of them that stiffed me". Being young and…

Every Friday night, these two wonderful women come into the restaurant I work at at about 5pm and stay until 8:30 or so drinking and chatting and relaxing after a long work week. They always have kind words for my coworkers and me, and they are genuinely interested in seeing me pay for graduate school - so much so…

I waited tables at a cafe in PA during college, and one day I heard the two other lunch shift waitresses (who were white like me) bitching about a table, and it soon became clear why: they had a problem waiting on the four black women who were seated there. I immediately said that I would wait on them (because fuck…

I've never eaten in a stupid Cracker B. since all the bullshit of firing people for being gay. Looks like that ban is never going to be lifted.

Cracker-ass Cracker Barrel.