EW, he's got two knees on his knee. It looks like a Marvel Legends figure nobody wants.

CENTAUR

Oh damn, what's up Ki-Adi-Mundi.

Oof. Well damn, I'm just not down for that at all.

Now hold up, HOLD up. If Gashadokuro's made of the bones of starved bros then what's he doing adding MY bones to his situation when he eats me? I didn't die of no starvation, I was damn eaten by Gashadokuro.

I don't know why we in Europe got this a month before everybody but yeah, played through it just before Christmas and it's a really outstanding demo.

I know that this could be included under the umbrella of 'Companies listening to the fans,' and I understand that you're not Jason, but the most pleasant surprise for me this year was when the translation for Trails in the Sky SC was finally announced. I never dared to dream, but sure enough, in the year that I…

Pipe down.

I read somewhere that it was the Duchess of Northumberland's the idea to make it a poison garden, for the very correct reason that children would find it exciting. She sounds like marvellous fun.

Happens in my city sometimes as well! Breathtaking stuff.

It actually looks like the house died and is now a ghost.

This new Link has new problems to deal with as well. A villain named Yuga has invaded Hyrule, using the unique ability to transform living beings into impressionist art to capture the Seven Sages, who happen to be the ones responsible for keeping an ancient evil in check. In order to save his world, Link must journey…

It's interesting what slips through the cracks in this rule. There's an event in Dead Rising where you can totally kill two (non-zombie) children. A dad and his two teenage sons with sniper rifles in the entrance plaza, that's one of the psycho fights.

Yeeeeeeeah. I wasn't really feeling it when they did this in Skyward Sword either, to be honest.

What the shiiiiiit is that moon from?

That's some scary-ass hyphens dogg.

That Bitstrips looking art that pops up now and again is really unselling me.

What you looking at kids for, sicko?

I haven't played much of the online, but the first thing I ever did on there was help out a stranger. He was getting chased by the police and his car ended up on the roof of one of the buildings in the train yard, so he was on foot and I went down to find him. No headset, so I just drove down there and beeped the…