@d_r_e: Fair enough.

My mum knows a lady who's dad suffers from Alzheimer's and she was looking everywhere for Tetris because playing it just really helps the guy keep it together. My mum mentioned the predicament to me in case I might know anything about that sort of thing and I was like "Uh, bro, I've got a copy of that just upstairs.…

@itsmusicbeach: The dorsolateral prefrontal cortex is pretty boss, too. It's normally dormant when you're dreaming, but if it wakes up you can have a lucid dream and take control of that whole thing.

@d_r_e: So, Darksiders.

@SkyBlu: Disco clubs

@Aileron00: Oh! I know this one! It's you.

Ugh. Was enthused until I got to the rewards part and it said I couldn't have anything unless I lived in the US. It's kind of insulting that they even list the country on your shipping address as "United States" amongst all the other editable details, particularly when the very same page says "United Kingdom" at the…

Beats the time Frankie Boyle hosted it and made some incredibly dated joke about gamers not being able to get girlfriends. But Golden Joysticks is total bullshit anyway.

That music can make anything epic. I'm waiting for someone to put it on a trailer for Hello Kitty: Roller Rescue.

@Kgummy: Christ man, non-Europeans be deprived.

@Krakenstein: Both.

No Ice T? He ONLY plays CoD?

It wasn't that we had a slightly different ending, that ending was just optional little bonus if you found the watermelon on the beach. I never realised it was exclusive to Europe. Pleased everyone else is getting it, though. Watermelon for all.

God of War? Maybe conceptually, but gameplaywise this looks more like a love letter to Godhand with Street Fighter IV's art style. DO WANT.

Awesome. I loved Case Zero.

Oh my God I want this film.

@anabbeynormality: Very good write-up.

@Cochese: Tanooki Suit Epic: Bible characters are big Matrix fans.

Then you get the BITCHES.

@spiderweb1986: It was nice when it did happen, like in Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow. But it just bummed me out more when it didn't happen in other games.