@Aileron00: Oh! I know this one! It's you.

Ugh. Was enthused until I got to the rewards part and it said I couldn't have anything unless I lived in the US. It's kind of insulting that they even list the country on your shipping address as "United States" amongst all the other editable details, particularly when the very same page says "United Kingdom" at the…

Beats the time Frankie Boyle hosted it and made some incredibly dated joke about gamers not being able to get girlfriends. But Golden Joysticks is total bullshit anyway.

That music can make anything epic. I'm waiting for someone to put it on a trailer for Hello Kitty: Roller Rescue.

@Kgummy: Christ man, non-Europeans be deprived.

@Krakenstein: Both.

No Ice T? He ONLY plays CoD?

It wasn't that we had a slightly different ending, that ending was just optional little bonus if you found the watermelon on the beach. I never realised it was exclusive to Europe. Pleased everyone else is getting it, though. Watermelon for all.

God of War? Maybe conceptually, but gameplaywise this looks more like a love letter to Godhand with Street Fighter IV's art style. DO WANT.

Awesome. I loved Case Zero.

Oh my God I want this film.

@anabbeynormality: Very good write-up.

@Cochese: Tanooki Suit Epic: Bible characters are big Matrix fans.

Then you get the BITCHES.

@spiderweb1986: It was nice when it did happen, like in Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow. But it just bummed me out more when it didn't happen in other games.

@Chris Richardson: Deicide is a band now? Shoulda seen it coming. Gave it a quick listen and yeah, it's certainly music to kill gods to.

@John: TELL IT LIKE IT IS.

Oh my god. Shoelaces of Chaos. I want to see Kratos sporting these on a Nike advert. DEICIDE: JUST DO IT

@G2Wolf: Still appreciate it :P

@Kyonkochan: What's the site?