Woo! Congratulations. Your Facebook is absolutely riddled with well wishes.

Hey.

I should bloody well hope so.

Erection!

@Edgehopper: I'd be pretty relieved, actually. It's songs like that which made me lose interest in the middle of Guitar Hero 2 when I tried to complete it on Hard.

@MrBionic: That was intentional. I was in a mad rush and I didn't think she was worth stucturing a proper sentence over. She just got the title wrong. I've gotta admit that I can't really make sense of your statement, man.

@Pezdispenser: Same here, man.

@dowingba: Yeah but it's not like all Facebook users read Kotaku. There's only 1,135 members in the only Kotaku Group I've ever seen on Facebook, and I'm an admin for it.

@DontCrossMyanimals: The excuse we use is that they're collectables, but I don't know why because that just sounds nerdier. I can hardly talk though, I'm nineteen and unembarrassed about the fact that I still play with Lego.

@TheIrishNinja: Ah right, I thought dowingba was just talking about Facebookers in general. As for the stereotypes we're worried about, MySpace may have the market cornered on really dumb emo recluses (www.liam-and-pete.blogspot.com) but Facebook, for me, has yet to establish its typical user. Apart from Guy You…

@dowingba: Man I've been a Facebook/MySpace user since the day and I don't realy get what you mean. Anyway, Brian Ashcraft's a Facebook user.

You guys! Did any of you watch the Golden Joystick Awards? I just did and I was sick in my mouth. Some woman who I ain't even know who she is called it "Call of Duty: Modern Welfare" when she gave Actiblizz the award. Frankie Boyle made a gamers-don't-have-girlfriends joke. In 2008.

I promised myself I'd never buy another Neca figure because I already got Sodom and Gen, and thr right arms fell off both. So I'm glad that these look awful.

@PuppyGuarder: Same here! And I don't even play it!

@marmidukestank: This is an example of the pre-Future era awesomeness.

Man, fuck Future Publishing. Nintendo Official Magazine UK used to be fucking hilarious. I read every word. When they took over they replaced everything with dullness. Nothing's ever gonna beat the comment in Dean Scott's review for Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone on the Gamecube:

Well if it doesn't have Snake 2 then I still can't think of a reason to get another phone.

It's cool that you can make them your gamer pictures but I'm never going to need another one of those. When my original free trial for Gold was over, they sent me a code to download an exclusive picture pack of... this little cartoon guy who I didn't recognise from an games but did kind of look like me. I was quite…

@ttwashere: Bramble Scramble man, that level is hard.

I don't see how Activision and chums couldn't see this huge sass coming. I can wait patiently for Harmonix to do it properly.