Oh John.

While you're at it, it's spelled @BallPtPenTheif: , not @BallPtPentheif:.

Never actually injured myself, but when I first got a Wii my friend went a little over the top on Wii Sports and smashed the my lightbulb. Nobody got hurt though.

@vincevl: Yeah, I'm with you. People find him annoying but I got no beef with Joliver.

@RedEye: That's one variation I've heard, but it is a backronym.

@RedEye: There's a whole massive debate in this, but the main point is that it actually started up here in the north-east of England and it was "charver". This causes a lot of confusion because it's usually the custom that southerners are the ones who elongate the vowels in their pronounciations of words, and with…

@Bernard McGraw: At least, I think. I don't know where he got it.

@BallPtPenTheif: Fact for you, it's actually "charves". Derived from "charver", a term originally from a Frank Zappa song.

Reckon I'll definitely rent this when it's out, I lost patience on the 360 demo. However, how many of these changes are going to be implimented into the 360 patch?

@jair: She was asking for it.

@aldo_14: And here's a video for the benefit of the kids at home!

I personally preferred the remake of The Wicker Man. It was just Nicholas Cage going around and punching women. Great fun.

@EmpressInYellow: Oh. Shit ¬_¬

Is this supposed to be up now? Because it isn't on Xbox Live for me. I'm in the UK by the way.

This was such a missed NSFW fish opportunity.

Hahahaha! I never got into Mega 64 but this is magnificent.

Ha!

@Bernard McGraw: Uh, fat*

Why haven't I seen any tongue-in-cheek entries on the site yet? The worst way to go about something like this is to take yourself seriously. A really dat dude should dress up as Ivy from Soul CaARGH I JUST PICTURED IT I'M SORRY I'M SO SORRY

Less individual companies means less competition, so I'm not crazy about them.