Handsome? Yeah, that’s technically correct. Handsome for a Kennedy? No. He looks too young and even by that one photo clearly doesn’t have that Kennedy brand of debonair. I don’t need to see this guy again till he can make the kind of suit you’d wear in front of the Senate work.

So is The Shrine still a living tree as some of the other drive-through redwoods are? Looking at pictures, that doesn’t seem to be the case and it’s a hollowed out husk. If it is still growing though, I’d think it’s in some ways stronger than the car and could ultimately just shrug off any damage that Nissan did to it.

If they can’t do a three-gun course like Keanu Reeves, they have no place in Hollywood.

You’re right but you’re thinking of conservation of detail which is tricky with a video game but we definitely should be holding devs to a higher standard of it.

By that logic there’s going to be a lot of barren rocks with views so uninteresting you’ll wonder why they were even zoned for residential. If the sun doesn’t rise to an outrageously gorgeous vista of at least three moons and a planet with dual rings then why did I even land there.

FOMO gonna ruin this game.

Man, I assumed everyone still knew what goatse was at least enough not to google it. Now I feel old.

Every time I see his face I think “just waiting for the SNL sketch where he’s played by Sam Rockwell” but at the same time “yet another typecasting of Sam Rockwell as a racist scumfuck.”

Probably something that specifically looks like plastic when dry.

What’s the worst is having an EA game on EGS. I try to run it in EGS, it opens the EA app first. Try to run it in the EA app, it opens EGS.

To be fair, 3pm on a weekend would be the perfect time to see a double feature. Be out just in time to get dinner.

In a way. If I recall, installing the new one didn’t uninstall or overwrite Origin.

For some reason I’m so focused on the eye bit to remember the rest I guess.

Okay, we’ve gone this whole season with everyone saying she did but didn’t Sally not murder that guy? Doesn’t she gruesomely sever his optic nerve from the back and then Barry comes in and actually kills him?

Jesus Christ, that headline had me worried about sexual assault allegations.

I’m sure they’ll just recast with whoever is our leading man of video games right now. So, I’m putting my money on Matthew Mercer.

If he really was using VR goggles then I want it to be more than he was just showing Barry triggering imagery and forcing visions. I want to have seen Moss steely eyed in front of a computer, crafting an alarmingly accurate model of Barry’s son in MetaHuman Creator.

Four Ultimate Bad Ass Killers (FUBAK)

He won’t talk about that thing with Tom Cruise.

CODs are all multi-studio affairs now but Sledgehammer last helmed Vanguard and before that Advanced Warfare, right? I don’t know about everyone else but that recent track record has my expectations low.