The PC gamers are angry at the wrong people? I can’t believe it’s somehow 2014 and this is news. Hang on, I need to go warn everyone about the... well, about the PC gamers. I was gonna say the alt-right but that brewed in part from the PC gaming master race being angry at the wrong people.

I’ll back you on that. In-N-Out does uncooked onions and I’ve always liked the crunch of them.

What was Cousineau’s son thinking showing up in the middle of the night without notifying his father that he was coming when he knew he was already terrified?

Oh boy. I’ve worked a service job; I know this dance. This is going to lead to Micky D’s gently demanding their employees to really lay on asking if customers would like a side of fries. The workers won’t like doing it, the customers won’t like hearing it but, damn it, an inconsequential number is down!

Whatever, they’re using the thing that sticks.

Tragic. Absolutely tragic.

I suspect it was actually pretty easy to miss if you weren’t keeping up on the greater Giant Bomb sphere, the Jeff Gerstmann game journo-matic universe as it were.

I loved the look on Cristóbal’s face when he walks behind her then “Ah, yes, we’ll have some jalapeno poppers for the table, please.” Then right to incriminating 11 before she’s even moved with “The killing must stop!”

I checked. Yeah, it totally is. Good catch.

It’s a revolver, if I recall. In which case it’s both a prop and real gun as revolvers don’t need to be modified to shoot blanks (thanks for that knowledge, In Bruges).

... I walked into that.

natural-born life

He very logically had his name before he was Mandalorian.

I mean, Lower Decks is really good.

The only thing the victims have in common is that they all visited Alcatraz Island recently.

I mean, how much is Cal Kestis just discount bulk-order off-brand Quinlan Vos?

This synopsis of Jack Black’s adjacency to video games is distastefully ignoring the Black and Double Fine body of work.

I haven’t seen the film but I think fundamentally the thing about Tetris is that you don’t have to go that deep down to find that the actual story of its rights in various territories is pretty interesting.

I was about to say the original Mirror’s Edge should get an RTX remaster till I realized that ultra-bright daylight aesthetic probably gains nothing from it.

As we all know, Cillian Murphy looks amazing in drag so at the end of Oppenheimer the nuclear explosion will blow up Oppenheimer, splitting his atoms, and somehow fissioning him into two ageless blondes both played by Cilla Murph, the original Barbie and Ken.